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Sarah, blah blah blah, other information. I'm writing this at 3:30 am so don't expect anything fancy from me here. Ask me whatever you want, I'll probably answer it unless it sounds like its a virus, which is what most of my messages are anyway. I also really like band. like trumpets & clarinets band, not drums & guitars, although those kinds of bands aren't bad either. ok thats it. bye
Currently Reading: Clockwork Prince Currently Watching: RvB Series Rewatch

queenbradbury:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

manaphy:

its amazing how less u care about these things and the secrecy as time goes by

artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

artificialhusband:

this sounds 100% legit 

bruh

I can hear my mom talking about getting me a car

you dont understand

I haven’t even gone through drivers ed yet

  #like    #what    #seriously???    #it probably helped a little that my brother never got his liscense so we didnt need to get him a car    #but it sure would have been convinient    #oh well  
apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

deductionhunters:

rooster teeth? I love them. the way they just (clenches fists) bite those cocks

scolipede:

cacnea:

chatotai:

"i wish pokemon were real!"

beedrill is three feet tall

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I wish pokemon were real

merasmus:

thanks scoob

merasmus:

thanks scoob

oakynymph:

do we panic now

oakynymph:

do we panic now

cosima-hauntedhaus:

"omg look at this stereotypical heterosexual white couple aren’t they so cute"

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"omg 2 gay white guys how adorable"

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"wanna watch this show with me?"

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"there’s lesbians"

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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

xotwjonasxo:

forever reblog

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

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joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby