my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
its amazing how less u care about these things and the secrecy as time goes by
I can hear my mom talking about getting me a car
you dont understand
I haven’t even gone through drivers ed yet
rooster teeth? I love them. the way they just (clenches fists) bite those cocks
"i wish pokemon were real!"
beedrill is three feet tall
I wish pokemon were real
"omg look at this stereotypical heterosexual white couple aren’t they so cute"
"omg 2 gay white guys how adorable"
"wanna watch this show with me?"
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby