[tails voice] I will fucking destroy you
[weird Yoshi voice] who the hell let this kid in the olympics anyway
"Fire is the element of power. The people of the Fire Nation have desire and will, and the energy and drive to achieve what they want."
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
You’ll cut to my screen and see it. Or, uh, my footage will drop again… Either way.
Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me
why were you in the potato tag
no leave them alone until the spring, they’re tired, they went through a lot
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
This has probably been done before but you know whatever
(Tucker’s eyes are bright as dicks for headcanony reasons involving aliens)
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
how many times do doctors need to confirm that lack of sleep is physically and emotionally harming high school students because of how early they have to be up before someone will give enough of a shit about these kids’ health to actually change something